When I went to Guatemala some years ago, I took the local bus to a town. It was a converted diesel school bus, the yellow bird kind we see in every US city. Along the way we picked up farmers, their wives and of course, their hens. I called it the chicken bus and for good reason. Lots of local chickens crammed into a coop. Today when I flew from LAX to Seoul, I felt like the chicken in a coop! Economy class chickens that we were but we had choices of movies, lots of movies. I couldn't sleep on the plane. Who can? Only the lucky ones!
Suwon, South Korea is about 40 degrees. Light snow and a nice wind chill. My hotel room is warm. they have floor heating. the owner placed me in the hotel until the other teacher moves out of his apt. The hotel i'm staying in is for "one hour lovers."
The Chess Hotel in Suwon has all the amenties for quick sex. Lubricants, lots of TP, tissues, a big TV, shaving cream, toothpaste and something called "Aragon" for men. It's from the Kingdom of Aragon and is supposed to make your skin supple and silky. The one hour love hotel has a heavy, cloth drape in front of the entry way so your cheating spouse won't be seen entering or leaving this din of inequity.
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Matthew-
Wonderful stories, a pleasure to read. I can't believe it is really considered the "one hour lover" hotel with all those condiments! More so, you are staying in that hotel. Are you hearing any of those crazy sex noises? When do you start teaching. I bet you are finding your first days there quite interesting. I find it amusing! LOL
Matt,
This is too funny. Keep it coming.
Matt, I think you should post daily to your blog and collect them all when you return and you'll have a great book!
Fred
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